In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent is constantly having very improbable things happen to him, in fact there is an infinite improbability machine in the story, which is all very hilarious, except when this sort of crap starts happening to you over and over for real, it‘s a lot less funny. Never underestimate the universe's ability to completely ruin everything that is good, and likely the reason we can't have nice things. And now that I have said that, the universe will do something nice, but it will actually turn out to be secretly malicious, and since I have frontrun that, the universe will now get very angry, because there is nothing that gets up said universe's nose as prediction markets, and coincidentally my nose is unblocked again, for the 50th time today. #