2024-09-07 15:24:00 +07:00 by Mark Smith
It’s the other side that is extremely evil, obviously, duh
- Democrats think Trump is a fascist and will put them all in a concentration camp. He is thus extremely scary.
- Republicans think Harris is a Marxist and will put them all in a Gulag. She is thus extremely scary.
And somehow neither side can see the other side’s perspective. Infinite righteousness meets infinite righteousness. It’s a population scale cry baby war.
Don’t be suprised if eventually they start literally playing back recordings of crying babies at each other. In fact not doing so will be seen as deeply suspicious.
After that who knows what will happen. I suppose the worst case might be we have to wait until the heat death of the universe.
Or maybe they merge the parties into 1 and create a gulag concentration camp.
Then we’ll get bored of that and so we’ll turn it into a multi-colored rainbow, because actually life was a spectrum all along rather than reduceable to half a binary.
Isn’t it kind of funny that rainbows are giant sad faces? It’s almost like the universe has seen this all before. Rainbows and the moon are both signs we are in a simulation. I mean seriously, what are the chances.