markjgsmith

2019/05/29 #

Today’s links:

• The cunt universe appears to have backed down somewhat as all 8 remaining of my toe nails have survived the night intact, however in what appears to be either a change in tactic or a childish taunt a rather nasty spot has appeared on my lip right under the second of the mysterious moustache undercuts that have been appearing under my moustacheen.wikipedia.org #

• It just occured to me that there is another meaning for "cunt universe" - I was just saying it as way to say "expletive universe" but in fact much like dark matter in the universe maybe there is an actual cunt universe, a sort of cloud where all people in it freely use the word cunt in the same way as the word dick, where the imbalance either does not exist or is reversed, it would explain why the crazy imbalance is possible, and if that cunt universe exists, in parallel to the non-cunt universe, then there could be a sort fo multiverse of these type of "universes" existing throughout the population, anyway just a stupid cunt thought for the dayen.wikipedia.org #

• Labour expels Alastair Campbell from party - Labour has a rather hard line approach to handle members who express a different point of view, quite cuntish imowww.theguardian.com #

• ‘We need everyone’ - Greta Thunberg calls on adults to join climate strikeswww.theguardian.com #

• John Bercow defies Eurosceptics with vow to stay on as Speaker - Removing the speaker at this time could indeed be very traumatic, like swapping out the home button on your iphone for a completely different home button that functions in a possibly totally different way, but it's not just one person that needs to get used to it, it's a collective of people, plus it would be very difficult to find someone who could shout "order" so well, but on the other hand maybe the house has gotten too used to Bercow and have turned into non-aware, non-thinking zombies because he is just too good at his jobwww.theguardian.com #

• Jodie Kidd - ‘It was a wonderful, terrifying moment when everyone was under my skirt’ - Well I hope they've stopped being cunts and started feeding her, holy cunt she looks like a cunting skeleton in that photo, that's not a fashion house, that's a starvation school, the question we should ask is why are they starving these women? Do they not have enough money to feed these women? FYI if there ws a hidden holocaust going on in plain site, this is what it would look likewww.theguardian.com #

• Browser vendors win war with W3C over HTML and DOM standards - "Today's announcement is a huge change in the web standards landscape because it effectively means that browser vendors will be solely responsible for the most important web standards today, and not the W3C and the hundreds of its members"www.zdnet.com #

• Google’s Chrome Becomes Web ‘Gatekeeper’ and Rivals Complainwww.bloomberg.com #

• The preachers getting rich from poor Americans, his name is Todd Coontz, gee that sounds a lot like a word I have been using a lot in the past few days, the algorithmic world works in mysterious wayswww.bbc.com #

• SpaceX Starlink satellites won’t outshine science insists Elon Musk - Another question for Elon, will your Neurolink brain computer interface tech run on free and open source software, inlcuding firmware? How will people be able to verify whether they have an implant? These imo are quite relevant questtions in the light of the fact you will have 100% earth coverage with your satellite arraywww.slashgear.com #

• Total and utter cunt of a day today, really universe you can do a lot better than thiswww.urbandictionary.com #