Gosh the world sure has been on an epic war path the past few days. Every location I've been to, it's pretty much the same tired old story, where I end up being blamed for everything. On the plus side I discovered I had an infinite peace flag!
It's really just an old towel. But get this, the old towel infinite peace flag beats infinite murder flag!
When all is said and done, and you've murdered the entire universe, you are still going to get beat by the infinite peace flag.
That cheered me up a bit, even if I'm tired, hungry and thirsty. #