In what is no doubt completely unrelated news, where I am living today there has been an influx of what can only be described as "slow coaches" - People that walk unbelievably slowly, so slowly they are almost walking backwards - Many many groups of them, all up and down the very long street I live on, and on both sides of the street, also white, black, asian, many different nationalities - Notably different to usual, where did they all come from? Maybe there is some sort of slow coach convention on, what a bizarre day todaywww.merriam-webster.com #