Water halvening - I've written about the recent bullying campaign previously, that ultimately resulted in me getting mutilated via the medium of sickness. A horrible raspy cough to be precise. Well the bullying doesn't stop there. No no no, the end is the beginning.
What always follows a sickness mutilation, and this has happened many many times before, after you have been coughing up flem for several days, at least initially, is some small yellow goading incidents. People wearing yellow appear everywhere you go, some of them tend to be quite aggressive. The yellow goading incidents escallate until it's a full on yellow tsunami. Yellow busses, cars, delivery vehicles, large groups of people wearing all yellow outfits, bizare incidents that involve yellow colored soft drink bottles, which happen across locations. They've already been infiniti winning you for days, well they want to be even more infiniti winners.
And so your raspy cough shows signs of clearing. No doubt the bullies take some sort of credit for this, since it must obviously be their clever yellow tsunami that is fixing things. Never mind that they caused the raspy cough in the first place or that it's you that fixed it not their attrocious malicious behaviour. But I digress. So you are feeling a bit better.
But wait, you still have to be blamed for being blamed! And the very next day, your water supply which was already a trickle, has been cut in half. For it was a trickle from two sources, but now it's a trickle from one source. Your back is already in aggony from having to stand to use the internet, and for washing using the trickles, and for sleeping, that is when the sleep depravation gangs aren't active, in a position that will eventually cripple you. Well now it's even worse.
But wait there's more, in some of the key locations you go to have been poop bombed. Human feces. Multiple human feces. All these incidents are linked. It's obvious. They want to make it obvious, but you know, without it being obvious to everyone. So a woman wearing unbelievably pungeant purfume was giving you the stink eye as you left the public rest rooms earlier, which, wouldn't you know, smelt really bad today, which is actually quite unusual.
And the two butch women that always happen to walk past when you are at a particular location, have just walked past again, saying 'No!' even though you are minding your own business typing on your mobile device. One of them casually brandishing a metal rod. Is that perhaps an intimidation tactic referencing the recent bat assaults that were done to you? Seems likely.
There are many other things that happened today but that gives you a pretty accurare idea of the situation. They have already been infiniti winners for infiniti and they want / must absolutely be even more infiniti winners, even if it results in the total destruction of the multiverse, which is always what happens by the way, and then you get blamed for everything again.
I am left with the only thing I can do. Calmly and quietly say:
Shame on you Vietnam. #